1 00:00:25,035 --> 00:00:27,470 - Yes, sir. WAVERLY: May I have your report, please? 2 00:00:27,637 --> 00:00:30,436 We're on the last leg of the pre-conference security tour. 3 00:00:30,607 --> 00:00:33,634 Nothing unusual so far. We've checked all roads to Geneva. 4 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:36,143 There's not even an out-of-place elf in the forest. 5 00:00:36,313 --> 00:00:38,714 Good. I'm taking my flight to Geneva this afternoon. 6 00:00:38,882 --> 00:00:41,681 - I'll meet you at our office there. - Yes, sir. 7 00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:46,765 Well, boys will be... 8 00:03:53,676 --> 00:03:56,111 We can't get a word out of the boy... 9 00:03:56,279 --> 00:04:00,375 except to demand that we obey the rules of the Geneva Convention. 10 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:05,182 We have an enlarged photograph of the crest on the boy's blazer. 11 00:04:05,355 --> 00:04:09,952 It seems to be the official emblem of something called the School at Figliano. 12 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:13,563 Our local research indicate there is such a school... 13 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:19,033 near the village of Figliano, run by a Captain Dennis Jenks. 14 00:04:22,505 --> 00:04:25,532 What does Thrush want with a private boys' school? 15 00:04:26,009 --> 00:04:28,706 I will send two of my men and check it out. 16 00:04:28,878 --> 00:04:33,043 I'd like Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin to go, if you don't mind, Carlo. 17 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:35,776 Of course I don't mind, Alexander. 18 00:04:35,952 --> 00:04:40,048 But I am sure you wouldn't want to infer that my two men... 19 00:04:40,223 --> 00:04:44,058 are not as capable as these two gentlemen. 20 00:04:44,227 --> 00:04:46,389 I'm sure they are, Carlo. 21 00:04:46,563 --> 00:04:49,590 However, these two will still have to make security analyses... 22 00:04:49,766 --> 00:04:52,497 of our other transportation possibilities. 23 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:56,231 And it might be nice if they could stop off at the school... 24 00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:58,341 on the way and check it out. 25 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:00,272 You're assuming that our conference... 26 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:03,538 on Western Hemisphere Section One leaders... 27 00:05:03,713 --> 00:05:07,548 will somehow be jeopardized by a boys' school? 28 00:05:07,717 --> 00:05:09,549 Possibly... 29 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:12,018 if it's used by a Thrush as a cover. 30 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,953 If Thrush would make an attempt on the conference... 31 00:05:15,124 --> 00:05:18,219 It's only an assumption of mine, Carlo. 32 00:05:18,394 --> 00:05:21,956 But, of course, you are the host and the one responsible. 33 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,263 In arranging a conference of this importance... 34 00:05:26,436 --> 00:05:31,534 I quite naturally made arrangements for an alternate location. 35 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:37,606 Cancel the reservation at the Geneva Hotel and confirm the alternate location. 36 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,874 The lodge at Enciente. 37 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:43,781 Our new cover will be that the meeting is an international bankers' meeting. 38 00:05:43,953 --> 00:05:47,481 You will receive the new identification passes when you return. 39 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:50,024 I think you'd better begin your assignment at once. 40 00:05:50,193 --> 00:05:53,220 Keep in touch with the communications section here. 41 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:56,958 I suppose you would want me to furnish you with another car. 42 00:05:57,133 --> 00:06:00,194 No, this time we'll take the train. 43 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:02,202 Thank you, anyway. 44 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:04,992 Naughty boy. 45 00:07:05,168 --> 00:07:07,728 Naughty boy. 46 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:11,271 Oh, darling, I didn't expect you back so early. 47 00:07:11,441 --> 00:07:13,876 There wasn't any point in my staying on in Geneva. 48 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:16,774 They moved the U.N.C.L.E. conference to another location. 49 00:07:16,946 --> 00:07:22,180 - I don't where it might be. - Now, now, I know you must be exhausted. 50 00:07:22,352 --> 00:07:25,789 Huck, dear, would you ask Tom to come in, please. 51 00:07:26,723 --> 00:07:28,248 Well... 52 00:07:30,626 --> 00:07:34,324 Now, tell me all about it. 53 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:37,399 Well... 54 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,663 It wasn't bad enough... 55 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:42,134 that Tom let the boys get out of hand this 56 00:07:42,158 --> 00:07:44,536 morning on maneuvers and attack that car... 57 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:48,007 but it turns out that the car was driven by two U.N.C.L.E. agents. 58 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,339 - What if the boy talked? - He won't talk. 59 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,277 Look, if he was gonna talk... 60 00:07:52,448 --> 00:07:54,940 this place will be crawling with U.N.C.L.E. agents. 61 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:59,613 Yes, but we must remember he was wearing one of our blazers, mustn't we? 62 00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:01,223 - Hmm? - Oh. 63 00:08:01,724 --> 00:08:04,125 School authorities will send someone to investigate. 64 00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:07,286 I'll make my usual denials. And before they can prove anything... 65 00:08:07,463 --> 00:08:10,729 we'll move the school to Southern California where we'll be safe. 66 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:16,005 Oh, I know what a disappointment that must be to you, Dennis. 67 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:19,506 Why, I keep thinking what Thrush Central is going to say. 68 00:08:19,675 --> 00:08:23,009 You know, they're the ones that put the money up for this pilot project. 69 00:08:23,179 --> 00:08:27,048 That U.N.C.L.E. conference would've been a perfect place to launch Operation PENROD. 70 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,880 We could've wiped out the entire Western Hemisphere Section One of U.N.C.L.E. 71 00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:34,286 The organization would have fallen apart. - Now, now, now. 72 00:08:34,457 --> 00:08:37,757 - Everything is going to be all right. - I don't know. 73 00:08:37,927 --> 00:08:40,761 - Oh, yes. You'll see. - Oh. 74 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:44,492 It's going to be all right. 75 00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:51,165 I don't know what I'd do without you, Yvonne. 76 00:08:51,674 --> 00:08:55,543 Standing by me all these years. 77 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:59,081 All those schools where I was headmaster. 78 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:02,616 - And all those... - Brutality. 79 00:09:02,785 --> 00:09:04,754 Brutality trials, yes. 80 00:09:06,289 --> 00:09:07,689 Shh. 81 00:09:13,062 --> 00:09:14,291 Come in. 82 00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:21,630 - You wanted to... - Shh. 83 00:09:23,005 --> 00:09:25,270 You wanted to see me, Mother Fear? 84 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:27,533 Yes, Tom. 85 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:30,441 What arrangements have you made for replacing the boy? 86 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,139 There's a recruit coming on the afternoon train. 87 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,684 Are you sorry for what happened this morning, Tom? 88 00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:38,719 You are, aren't you? 89 00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:43,587 - Yes, Mother Fear. YVONNE: And you, Huck, are you sorry? 90 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:45,829 Well, it wasn't my fault. This stupid oaf... 91 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:46,854 Are you sorry, Huck? 92 00:09:47,029 --> 00:09:49,362 - He let the boys out in the woods. - Are you sorry? 93 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,129 I'm sorry, Mother Fear. 94 00:09:54,504 --> 00:09:56,564 And it won't happen again, will it? 95 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:05,444 Good. Because if it does, I'm gonna have to take the strap to you. 96 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:32,472 This is the last tunnel before Figliano. 97 00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:37,703 If we use this train, how many men do you think we'll need for onboard security? 98 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,678 Oh, about a dozen, I suppose. 99 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:45,579 All right, I recommend that we send three of the Section One men on the train. 100 00:10:45,755 --> 00:10:48,691 And I will send three by helicopter. 101 00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:51,555 And the rest can go on their separate automobiles. 102 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:57,865 That should be sufficient diversification... 103 00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:02,472 if Thrush decides to mount a mobile assault. 104 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:08,171 Ricardo. 105 00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:13,714 It's all right. It's all right. 106 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:20,118 - I'm very sorry. - It's all right. 107 00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:22,121 It's just a toy, of course. 108 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:25,659 - Is the boy...? - Oh, no. 109 00:11:25,828 --> 00:11:28,627 I work for a social-service agency. 110 00:11:28,798 --> 00:11:32,098 I'm taking Ricardo to a placement center in Milano. 111 00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:36,364 I see. Well, this is Illya Kuryakin, I'm Napoleon Solo and you're...? 112 00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:38,667 - Anna Paola. - Why don't you...? 113 00:11:38,841 --> 00:11:43,643 Yes, thank you. I must apologize again for Ricardo. 114 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,209 They say there is no such thing as a bad boy... 115 00:11:47,383 --> 00:11:52,117 and that's what I keep telling myself over and over and over. 116 00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:54,416 I take it you don't care much for children. 117 00:11:55,524 --> 00:11:58,790 To tell you the truth, I cannot stand children. 118 00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:01,590 Not at all. My family, 10. 119 00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:05,264 All of them younger than I am. So I have to take care of them. 120 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,198 And then as soon as I am old enough... 121 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,772 everyone thinks I should marry and have lots of children... 122 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,602 for me to look after. 123 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,176 Then I made up my mind and I left home. 124 00:12:15,845 --> 00:12:19,680 And the only job you could get was with a social-service agency. 125 00:12:19,849 --> 00:12:21,112 Exactly. 126 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:27,285 Displaced children. Lost souls without anything. 127 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,789 Without a family. 128 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:35,126 They drive me just as crazy as my own brothers and sisters. 129 00:12:35,698 --> 00:12:37,360 Like this Ricardo. 130 00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,802 What else does Ricardo do? 131 00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:47,671 He pulls emergency carts. 132 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,610 He's quite a young man, this Ricardo. 133 00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:12,362 Yes, he is. Isn't he? 134 00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:32,911 Excuse me, but have you seen Ricardo? He's missing. 135 00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:34,751 I think he tried to run away. 136 00:13:34,924 --> 00:13:38,759 Would you please help me, please? Please. 137 00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:41,056 All right. We'd be delighted. 138 00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:06,478 - I'll take this end of the station. - He's probably armed and dangerous. 139 00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:20,790 - Have you seen him? - No. 140 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,626 Ricardo. Ricardo. 141 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:53,820 Very unsanitary. 142 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:06,458 No one has seen either of them. 143 00:17:06,635 --> 00:17:11,437 First, I lost Ricardo, then you lose your friend. 144 00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:13,166 Shouldn't we call the police? 145 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:17,040 No, not just yet. I have a hunch my friend isn't lost. 146 00:17:17,212 --> 00:17:18,942 But what about Ricardo? 147 00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:21,276 I don't think Ricardo is, either. 148 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:39,033 I have a sweet tooth. 149 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,898 Very unsanitary. 150 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,252 Well, not bad, young man. Not bad. 151 00:18:32,087 --> 00:18:34,886 Blow-ups from photographs of your Mr. Waverly. 152 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:38,892 Of course, he'll do much better when he gets a crack at the real thing. 153 00:18:39,061 --> 00:18:41,656 Tom here will show you to your room. 154 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,394 And this school of yours is quite an innovation. 155 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:50,300 I imagine the class reunions would be quite fascinating. 156 00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:57,941 We train our boys in the arts too. 157 00:18:58,113 --> 00:19:00,514 Keeps them well-rounded. 158 00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,482 Yes, Thrush will have the best trained... 159 00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:06,952 most highly-educated operatives in the world, Mr. Kuryakin. 160 00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:09,990 Well, I've taken displaced children from all over the world... 161 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:12,025 and taught them to accept discipline. 162 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,359 Don't you think you're being too academic? We're on to you. That's why I'm here. 163 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,592 Yes. 164 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:21,794 And you wouldn't have moved the conference location. 165 00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:23,199 Where? 166 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:26,501 - Sorry, we want it to be a surprise. - Ah. 167 00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:28,739 Torture, then? 168 00:19:28,911 --> 00:19:31,142 You're the headmaster. 169 00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:34,515 Well, I wouldn't expect an U.N.C.L.E. agent... 170 00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:37,881 to break down under your everyday ordinary torture... 171 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,454 so I've arranged something special. 172 00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:46,425 How special? 173 00:19:49,098 --> 00:19:51,124 Tea, Mr. Kuryakin? 174 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:55,362 It might be a little awkward, madam. 175 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:58,900 Well, you don't need to be so formal, Mr. Kuryakin. 176 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,203 Why don't you call me Mother Fear? 177 00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:03,845 Well, that's very kind. 178 00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:06,481 Well, that's very sweet of you to think so. 179 00:20:06,648 --> 00:20:08,708 Now, tea. 180 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,756 How's that? Too hot? 181 00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:18,617 Very refreshing, thank you. 182 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:24,056 Illya, dear, when was the last time you told your mother that you loved her? 183 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:29,071 Well, sent her flowers? 184 00:20:29,238 --> 00:20:32,072 Thanked her for all the little things she's done? 185 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,635 Told her how much you care? 186 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:39,077 I must warn you I don't have any guilt feelings... 187 00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:40,580 for you to prey upon. 188 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:43,378 Or any resentment. 189 00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:45,418 Well, that's nice. 190 00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:48,456 So you want to be a good boy? 191 00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:55,290 Tell me all about the new location for the U.N.C.L.E. conference. 192 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,268 You heard me. I asked you a question. 193 00:21:00,669 --> 00:21:02,900 I want you to mind me. Answer me. 194 00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:09,043 I knew it would come to this. You're disobeying me. 195 00:21:09,211 --> 00:21:12,340 You know what I'm going to have to do, don't you? You'll be sorry. 196 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,414 I'm gonna have to take the strap to you. 197 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,586 I closed the front of the shop. 198 00:21:28,263 --> 00:21:30,630 - Now, what do we do? - I'm going to the school. 199 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,894 I want you to stay here and keep an eagle eye on this group. 200 00:21:34,069 --> 00:21:38,439 I cannot help worrying about Ricardo. I wonder what they have done to him. 201 00:21:38,607 --> 00:21:41,236 They're probably making him a little more efficient. 202 00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:43,174 I do care about him. 203 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,976 And then I think I would like to get my hands on him. 204 00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:51,942 You don't have to like someone to feel responsible, you know? 205 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:53,951 Don't you? 206 00:21:55,757 --> 00:21:57,453 Sometimes. 207 00:21:57,793 --> 00:22:00,695 Don't worry. I'll find Ricardo for you. 208 00:22:01,897 --> 00:22:03,331 May I come with you? 209 00:22:03,665 --> 00:22:07,932 No, no. I want you to stay here and keep an eye on this group. 210 00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:10,937 I don't want them warning the school, all right? 211 00:22:11,106 --> 00:22:12,699 All right. 212 00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:16,668 You will take care of yourself, won't you? 213 00:22:17,312 --> 00:22:20,407 It's just that I don't want to have to worry about you too. 214 00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:24,419 Since you put it that way... 215 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:54,245 Mother Fear will see you now. 216 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,183 Well, tell her the school inspector is here and I'm in a hurry. 217 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:28,277 S-O-L-O. Solo. 218 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,510 You will find the name in your Thrush manual. 219 00:23:30,686 --> 00:23:33,087 Napoleon Solo. Look it up. Look it up. 220 00:23:35,824 --> 00:23:39,192 Now, how many of you spotted him? 221 00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:44,428 Very, very good. Now, let's see how he handles himself. 222 00:23:48,537 --> 00:23:53,566 Now, he's on to the hidden camera. And he found that very quickly, didn't he? 223 00:23:56,345 --> 00:24:00,112 And he's out of range. 224 00:24:00,882 --> 00:24:04,182 Now. Now, let's see what he does. 225 00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:09,155 Now, if he's very, very clever, he won't go through the front, will he? 226 00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:12,159 He'll assume that since we're watching him... 227 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,920 we'd block that exit. 228 00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:16,665 Now, how many of you... 229 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:20,200 think he'll try to make his break across the athletic field? 230 00:24:30,812 --> 00:24:34,112 How very right you are. 231 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:09,311 All right, you. 232 00:25:09,484 --> 00:25:12,318 He fouled up the whole maneuver. Get him. 233 00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:13,682 Here, take my gun. 234 00:25:16,591 --> 00:25:18,025 Get him! 235 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:24,984 Now, he did very well until this part. 236 00:26:27,696 --> 00:26:29,324 What's the matter? 237 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,962 He let friendship get in the way. 238 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:45,244 He just might have escaped by himself. 239 00:26:46,681 --> 00:26:48,115 Hurry. 240 00:26:55,357 --> 00:26:58,919 We'll have to give Mr. Solo a C-minus on this. 241 00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:20,739 Have you reconsidered, Mr. Solo? 242 00:27:23,218 --> 00:27:25,778 No, I don't think so. 243 00:27:32,894 --> 00:27:36,490 You see? It isn't all work here at the Figliano School. 244 00:27:36,665 --> 00:27:38,224 This is our train room. 245 00:27:56,084 --> 00:27:58,076 A new concentrated nerve gas. 246 00:27:58,653 --> 00:28:00,918 One whiff is enough to kill a dozen men. 247 00:28:05,694 --> 00:28:09,631 Those little flat cars are designed so that if there's a collision... 248 00:28:09,798 --> 00:28:14,327 or if the train is derailed, they'd tilt over and spill out their contents. 249 00:28:14,502 --> 00:28:15,970 Very realistic, isn't it? 250 00:28:16,271 --> 00:28:20,106 What would you like me to do? 251 00:28:20,275 --> 00:28:23,643 You will have to prevent the trains from colliding, Mr. Solo. 252 00:28:23,812 --> 00:28:28,341 You can manipulate all of the switches from the control board in front of you. 253 00:28:28,783 --> 00:28:31,412 You sure you wouldn't like to tell me the new location... 254 00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,282 of the Section One conference? 255 00:28:33,455 --> 00:28:34,718 I'm running short of time. 256 00:28:36,691 --> 00:28:38,216 No, I don't think so. 257 00:28:40,228 --> 00:28:42,663 I'll control the speed of the trains from in here. 258 00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:48,203 Any time you wanna stop, you know what to say. 259 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:52,065 Board! 260 00:29:43,058 --> 00:29:45,584 I'll increase the speed, Mr. Solo. 261 00:31:03,371 --> 00:31:07,467 It seems that our people in Geneva have discovered the new conference location. 262 00:31:07,642 --> 00:31:11,807 So I see no point in ruining two perfectly good trains. 263 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:21,055 But you've tricked him, Dennis. 264 00:31:21,222 --> 00:31:23,919 - We don't know the location. - No. 265 00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:27,562 That's nice. But why? 266 00:31:27,729 --> 00:31:32,724 Well, when we allow Mr. Solo to escape in the morning... 267 00:31:32,901 --> 00:31:35,029 he'll lead us there himself. 268 00:31:42,777 --> 00:31:44,006 What? 269 00:31:47,081 --> 00:31:49,482 Yes. I know, I know, it is late. 270 00:31:49,651 --> 00:31:53,349 I am very sorry, but I was told not to let you out of my sight. 271 00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,286 We're supposed to wait here until we hear from Mr. Solo. 272 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,984 I'm sure he'll be back at any moment. 273 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:17,077 - Good morning, darling. - Good morning, Yvonne. 274 00:32:17,245 --> 00:32:19,714 - Are they all onboard? - Yes, dear. 275 00:32:19,881 --> 00:32:22,476 Tom, go and take care of them. 276 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:27,020 But make their escape convincing. Don't let them get away too easily. 277 00:32:27,188 --> 00:32:29,214 Yes, sir. 278 00:32:30,024 --> 00:32:31,492 Ready? 279 00:32:33,528 --> 00:32:38,660 The bus is leaving and one of the faculty is on the way here. 280 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:41,234 Well, what do you propose we do? 281 00:32:42,804 --> 00:32:44,602 Oh, I see. 282 00:32:44,772 --> 00:32:49,472 You're gonna climb up above the door and then when he comes into the room... 283 00:32:49,644 --> 00:32:52,808 you're going to drop down on top of him. 284 00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,657 Well, come out here. 285 00:33:13,735 --> 00:33:14,735 You coming? 286 00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:06,646 What's going on here? Who are you? 287 00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:13,316 - How are you? - Fine, I hope. 288 00:34:13,494 --> 00:34:17,056 Let's take the car. It will be considerably faster than the truck. 289 00:34:17,231 --> 00:34:20,690 - Where are you going? - We've got to get to a certain lodge. 290 00:34:20,868 --> 00:34:23,804 - How well do you know the countryside? - Very well. 291 00:34:23,972 --> 00:34:26,407 Perhaps you wouldn't mind giving us some directions? 292 00:34:49,897 --> 00:34:51,126 They've left the school. 293 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:54,758 As soon as I can determine their destination, I'll let you know. 294 00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:14,422 I don't want to interfere, but why don't you telephone the lodge? 295 00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:16,922 We picked the lodge because of its inaccessibility. 296 00:35:17,091 --> 00:35:18,855 They don't have telephones. 297 00:35:19,027 --> 00:35:21,519 And we've been relieved of our communicators. 298 00:35:21,696 --> 00:35:24,530 You don't happen to know a shortcut to Enciente, do you? 299 00:35:24,699 --> 00:35:27,828 Yes. There is a mountain road a few minutes from here. 300 00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:31,962 - It is much shorter than going this way. - Let's try it then. 301 00:35:43,751 --> 00:35:46,414 - Yes, Huck. - They've taken a back road. 302 00:35:46,587 --> 00:35:49,147 We'll stay on the main highway. You keep following them. 303 00:35:49,323 --> 00:35:51,849 Contact me as soon as you confirm their destination. 304 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:53,255 And when I'm sure? 305 00:35:53,828 --> 00:35:57,321 Well, you did put the remote-control device in their car, didn't you? 306 00:35:57,665 --> 00:35:59,566 Yes, sir. 307 00:36:02,737 --> 00:36:05,434 Things are going very well for you, Dennis. 308 00:36:05,606 --> 00:36:07,507 Yes, aren't they? 309 00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:12,076 Dennis, not in front of the children. 310 00:36:18,653 --> 00:36:21,487 Well, did you make their escape convincing? 311 00:36:21,656 --> 00:36:24,820 - Yes, sir. - Good. 312 00:36:24,992 --> 00:36:28,929 We'll need you for a backstop. Stay about a half a mile behind us. 313 00:36:29,097 --> 00:36:30,895 Yes, sir. 314 00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:42,536 For you. Chocolates. 315 00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:44,975 Oh, well, you shouldn't have had it gift-wrapped. 316 00:36:45,146 --> 00:36:47,706 It was in the car. 317 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:55,051 - What is the matter? - A bomb. 318 00:36:55,556 --> 00:36:57,957 A special transistorized device. 319 00:36:58,126 --> 00:37:00,721 They can detonate it by remote control. 320 00:37:00,895 --> 00:37:03,057 It's an old Thrush trick. 321 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:07,565 Will it spoil anyone's ride if I tell him that this gun isn't loaded... 322 00:37:07,735 --> 00:37:10,466 and that we're being followed? 323 00:37:10,638 --> 00:37:14,405 - For how long? - Definitely since we got onto the cutoff. 324 00:37:14,809 --> 00:37:16,675 How long before that, I don't know. 325 00:37:16,844 --> 00:37:19,336 - Why would they follow us? - They wouldn't. 326 00:37:19,514 --> 00:37:24,111 Unless Thrush didn't know the new location of the conference and wanted us to escape. 327 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,585 Once they know, they'd wanna be rid of us. 328 00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:12,599 They have taken the turn off to Enciente. 329 00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:17,102 They're probably heading for the lodge. All right then, explode them. 330 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:20,301 Ten... 331 00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:24,006 Nine. Eight. 332 00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:27,444 Seven. Six. 333 00:38:27,615 --> 00:38:31,518 Five, four, three... 334 00:38:31,686 --> 00:38:33,780 two, one. 335 00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:40,152 Too bad. 336 00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:42,320 He did have the right-of-way, you know? 337 00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:17,564 What happened? 338 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:20,292 I was attacked by a savage band of children. 339 00:39:20,468 --> 00:39:23,700 They robbed us, took our bus and left us here. 340 00:39:23,871 --> 00:39:25,499 What did they steal? 341 00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:29,166 Our choir robes, all our music arrangements. 342 00:39:29,343 --> 00:39:32,575 - Fiends. Demons, I tell you. - Where were you taking your group? 343 00:39:32,847 --> 00:39:34,372 To the Enciente Lodge. 344 00:39:34,548 --> 00:39:36,983 They were to sing for the bankers' convention. 345 00:39:40,288 --> 00:39:41,847 Wait! 346 00:39:42,023 --> 00:39:44,117 Wait for me! 347 00:39:44,292 --> 00:39:47,990 You cannot leave me with all those children. 348 00:40:07,515 --> 00:40:10,883 Mr. Waverly, Mr. Farenti. 349 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:29,930 Lovely place, Alexander. 350 00:40:30,604 --> 00:40:32,835 Yes, isn't it? 351 00:40:36,377 --> 00:40:38,744 Now, we do it just the way we rehearsed it. 352 00:40:38,913 --> 00:40:41,781 After "Lullaby," we go into "Frère Jacques." 353 00:40:41,949 --> 00:40:46,250 After the second chorus, Bill here steps forward for the solo. 354 00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:47,786 Come on. 355 00:40:47,955 --> 00:40:50,356 And after the solo... 356 00:40:51,025 --> 00:40:53,859 you keep your eye on me for the cutoff. 357 00:40:54,028 --> 00:40:57,897 And when I do this: Get ready. 358 00:40:58,065 --> 00:41:02,264 And when I do this: You take out your guns and you kill them. 359 00:41:03,371 --> 00:41:08,207 Now, don't be nervous. You're all are gonna be just fine. 360 00:41:17,618 --> 00:41:22,318 Too bad your Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin are not here yet. 361 00:41:22,490 --> 00:41:23,981 Yes, isn't it? 362 00:41:28,162 --> 00:41:31,462 We're scheduled to go on right after the dessert. 363 00:41:32,233 --> 00:41:35,863 The boys have their guns under their choir robes. 364 00:41:36,037 --> 00:41:38,097 And after "Frère Jacques"... 365 00:41:38,272 --> 00:41:41,401 they take out their guns and open up on the room. 366 00:41:42,276 --> 00:41:44,905 That's nice, Dennis. 367 00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:47,344 What key would you like it in? 368 00:41:48,015 --> 00:41:49,506 Uh... 369 00:42:44,338 --> 00:42:47,399 I must say, Alexander, you are a very patient man. 370 00:42:47,575 --> 00:42:50,704 - How's that, Carlo? - If it were two of my agents... 371 00:42:50,878 --> 00:42:52,176 I would be very worried. 372 00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:55,306 But however, your two men are so outstanding that... 373 00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:57,714 Thank you for reminding me, Carlo. 374 00:42:57,885 --> 00:43:00,445 I'd almost forgotten about them. 375 00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:03,022 I think I'll check with our communications people. 376 00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:05,716 See if they reported in yet. Excuse me, will you? 377 00:43:08,929 --> 00:43:10,864 Tom and Conrad are outside. 378 00:43:11,031 --> 00:43:13,865 I haven't heard from Huck. I don't like it. 379 00:43:14,034 --> 00:43:16,799 I think we'd better move our program ahead, Dennis. 380 00:43:16,971 --> 00:43:18,462 I'll get the boys. 381 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,632 We'll give it to them during the main course. 382 00:44:01,048 --> 00:44:03,176 - Any news? - I beg your pardon? 383 00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:05,478 I said did you hear anything about...? 384 00:44:05,653 --> 00:44:07,679 Can't hear a thing because of those... 385 00:44:42,089 --> 00:44:43,990 The other half of the brother acting. 386 00:44:44,158 --> 00:44:46,286 Yeah, with an accompanist on the roof. 387 00:44:46,961 --> 00:44:50,227 All right, I'll take the one on the roof. You draw their fire. 388 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:52,298 See if you can get that gun and cover me. 389 00:45:00,274 --> 00:45:03,403 What if I try for the roof and you go for the gun? 390 00:47:00,094 --> 00:47:01,995 Illya! 391 00:47:10,270 --> 00:47:11,795 Out of the way, kid. 392 00:47:12,373 --> 00:47:15,172 Put the gun down, Mother Fear. 393 00:47:15,843 --> 00:47:18,335 Don't crowd mother. 394 00:47:40,401 --> 00:47:44,031 I did not know the cake was loaded. 395 00:47:46,774 --> 00:47:52,042 Tie my shoelace, my tooth hurts, give me a glass of water... 396 00:47:52,212 --> 00:47:54,841 tell me a story. 397 00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:58,577 But they are my weakness, you see? 398 00:47:58,752 --> 00:48:01,517 Yes, I see. Where is Ricardo? 399 00:48:01,688 --> 00:48:03,782 I left him with the conductor. 400 00:48:03,957 --> 00:48:06,358 In chains, I trust. 401 00:48:06,527 --> 00:48:09,258 Oh, Ricardo really isn't that bad. 402 00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:11,990 He just needs someone to look after him. 403 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:14,601 Well, you and your agency will have that chance... 404 00:48:14,768 --> 00:48:18,762 now that you've assumed responsibility for the boys Thrush has recruited. 405 00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,871 Thank you so much for everything. 406 00:48:31,251 --> 00:48:33,379 Mr. Solo! 407 00:48:33,554 --> 00:48:37,389 - What? What is it? - Ricardo is missing. 408 00:48:37,558 --> 00:48:40,084 Well, not exactly missing. 409 00:48:41,528 --> 00:48:44,464 I borrowed your young man for a few minutes. 410 00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:46,031 Oh. 411 00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:48,292 I'm sorry about that. 412 00:48:48,469 --> 00:48:50,529 But he insisted on having some chocolate. 413 00:48:51,004 --> 00:48:52,529 I could hardly refuse him. 414 00:48:52,706 --> 00:48:55,403 - After all, boys will be bo... - Yes. 415 00:48:57,611 --> 00:48:59,204 Won't they?